Phil Bond
Quote: "Darn Y2k!"
Yes, we know, it's only Phil's hand...
A Transfan extrordinaire, he bought Jetstorm at one time from Spqqy on eBay.  He soon found himself without any money because of this, and begging on the streets of Madison, WI.  Megatron has declared Phil his mortal enemy -- but Phil's been too busy dealing with Y2k.