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Hanzo The Razor
The following images feature my favorite '70s Samurai-sploitation hero, Itami "the Razor" Hanzo... or Hanzo "the Razor" Itami... or whatever name order the subtitlers decided to use this week.

If you haven't watched the films, these images won't be as funny.  But, you know - whatever.


Most Disturbing Product *EVER*
Hanzo's Choice: Sweet Rice.  Now 30% Stickier! Only funny if you've seen the movies...

Who's the real Man of Steel?  Hanzo is.
Hanzo vs. The Hulk!  Someone said to me, "But you didn't edit out the words 'Man of Steel'!" To which I had to shake my head.  I left it in there on purpose as a very bad pun...  The image of Hanzo is from the French Hanzo 2 VHS.