The Steven Seagal Movie Generator!

Belly of the Dead

Starring:
Steven Seagal, Tom Sizemore and Tom Arnold

Plot Summary:
Steven Seagal is a private investigator who needs to stop a corrupt member of the Chinese military (played by Tom Arnold ) from hijacking a train .

Seagal is joined by a FBI Agent (played by Tom Sizemore). With the odds against them, can they prevent Tom Arnold from causing more kids to be addicted to drugs ?

About the Steven Seagal Movie Generator:

This is the Steven Seagal Movie Generator. Above is a randomly generated Steven Seagal film, along with its poster. Just press reload to generate yourself a new film.

The titles and plots are randomly assembled from the titles and plots of actual Steven Seagal films. Don't believe me? Just look at Seagal's Filmography.

Yep. It's really that simplistic. And if you see a plot point that makes you say "There's no way that was in the movie," guess-a-freakin'-gain. All plot points have been taken from actual Seagal films.

Please forgive the occasionally correct generation of an actual film plot and title. This is random, and occasionally it places the appropriate pieces together to make an actual film.

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