The Steven Seagal Movie Generator!

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On Deadly
Territory
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Starring:
Steven Seagal, DMX
and Kris Kristofferson
Plot Summary: Steven Seagal is a renegade cop
who needs to stop a traitorous Navy officer
(played by Kris Kristofferson
) from hijacking a Navy Battleship
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Seagal is joined by a police officer and old friend
(played by DMX
). With the odds against them, can they prevent Kris Kristofferson
from releasing a bioweapon that would kill millions
?
About the Steven Seagal Movie Generator:
This is the Steven Seagal Movie Generator. Above is a randomly generated Steven Seagal film, along with its poster. Just press reload to generate yourself a new film.
The titles and plots are randomly assembled from the titles and plots of actual Steven Seagal films. Don't believe me? Just look at Seagal's Filmography.
Yep. It's really that simplistic. And if you see a plot point that makes you say "There's no way that was in
the movie," guess-a-freakin'-gain. All plot points have been taken from actual Seagal films.
Please forgive the occasionally correct generation of an actual film plot and title. This is random, and occasionally it places the appropriate pieces together to make an actual film.
If you liked this, try out the Sci Fi Channel Original Movie Generator!
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