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Traegorn
February 20, 2003 at 01:57:16
An Incredibly White Boy is in the Hiz-ouse! |
URL: D'Cyple's Official Website - http://www.dcyple.com/
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I came across this website in a round-about fashion. See, I have this odd need to read Neise.com. It's the weblog of a guy named Drew Neise. Drew attends UWEC as well, but I've managed to never meet him. Which is a good thing.
Why is this a good thing? Because he whines more than anyone I've ever met. I mean, this guy really hates his life... Since I have a hard time feeling sorry for an upperclass white kid, I have a hard time giving a damn about Drew's personal issues.
Yet I continue to read. It's kind of like a car crash that way.
Anywho, enough about Drew Niese. The reason I ran across "D'Cyple's Official Website" is because, well, Drew runs it. That's right, whiney white boy runs a site for a guy who's calling himself "D'Cyple". Well, D'Cyple fancies himself a rapper. Besides the obvious fact that D'Cyple is whiter than Wonder Bread, I have a hard time believing that he's really experienced inner city culture. Why? Well, to take an excerpt from D's bio: He grew up in Port Edwards, a small town of less than 2,000 people. Like any residential area of such size, the local culture was driven by school events, which in turn were driven by student athletics. Born with acute chronic asthma, one of the first hurdles that D'cyple ran into were his own lungs, which kept him from playing sports at John Edwards school. So, yah, D's a white boy with asthma from a town who's entire population could have fit in my old High School's Gymnasium.
That just screams Hard Core Gangsta', yo.
Besides the obvious issues relative to his legitimacy as a "Rap Artist", this website just sucks too. From the annoying 'Splash Page' (I just hate those personally), to the BROKEN Javascript tags (what's that Drew? Tired of everything being BROKEN? Fix your damned Javascript as the first step!)... this website screams "suck". Oh yeah, that and the "hard core" quotes all over the bio: "Check me out no doubt the D apostrophe .. known to get you high like THC..." You should lay off the pot, D'Cyple... you know, it might aggravate your asthma.
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